I can teach you anything you want, including math, physics, and English. I earned a bachelor's degree from the toughest program in the Netherlands and majored in aerospace engineering. I got top marks in my Advanced Placement Dynamics and Dynamics 2 classes, in calculus and linear algebra, in electrodynamics (which was considered the toughest course in the Netherlands), and in thermodynamics. Overall, I'm doing very well; I have a letter of recommendation from the course coordinator, who said I was one of the most impressive students in his program. I have a wealth of knowledge about everything related to school and life in general. I speak about eight languages, and I'm young and friendly, and I really like all kinds of people. I swear you won't find anyone you'll ever meet who can teach you or your children better, because everything I know I learned on my own, without going to class, and I know exactly how hard it is to learn and how to learn it. My sisters and friends from class always told me I should become a teacher, and I decided to give it a try. Also, if you want to learn tricks for your course, I can teach you that too. I have a lot of experience finding tricks to minimize the effort required to pass my classes.