Practical Insights and Wisdom from Eastern Mysticism
From 48 £ /h
Want more clarity, calm, and better relationships — without the spiritual jargon or endless theory?
I’ve spent over 10 years studying Eastern mysticism and tantra. What I’ve kept are the practical tools that actually improve everyday life: how you handle stress, how present you are with people, and how clearly you see your own patterns.
This is not about becoming a monk or adopting a new belief system.
It’s about usable wisdom you can apply the same day.
What we cover (tailored to you):
Simple practices for presence and emotional steadiness
How to reduce reactivity and overthinking
Clearer decision-making and self-awareness
Better energy and connection in relationships
Grounded insights from tantra (without the hype)
Sessions are straightforward, down-to-earth, and focused on real results rather than philosophy.Ideal if you want more inner quiet and outer effectiveness — without the fluff.
I’ve spent over 10 years studying Eastern mysticism and tantra. What I’ve kept are the practical tools that actually improve everyday life: how you handle stress, how present you are with people, and how clearly you see your own patterns.
This is not about becoming a monk or adopting a new belief system.
It’s about usable wisdom you can apply the same day.
What we cover (tailored to you):
Simple practices for presence and emotional steadiness
How to reduce reactivity and overthinking
Clearer decision-making and self-awareness
Better energy and connection in relationships
Grounded insights from tantra (without the hype)
Sessions are straightforward, down-to-earth, and focused on real results rather than philosophy.Ideal if you want more inner quiet and outer effectiveness — without the fluff.
Extra information
come with a very open mind and prepared to transform.
Location
At teacher's location :
- Central London, London WC2N, UK
Online from United Kingdom
About Me
Hi, I'm Joe Bains — comedian, biohacker, yogi, and builder.
I've been a standup comedian performing across the UK and abroad, with sets at Brighton, Henley, and Edinburgh Fringe, and I'm a Toastmasters Advanced Bronze with countless speeches delivered.
I'm a member of Tony Robbins' crew at UPW seminars and a devoted student of eastern mysticism — a Tantric Yogi and Vipassana practitioner who's completed five retreats and now meditates 1–2 hours daily.
I'm also building two businesses right now: RevenueMind Pro AI (AI automation for businesses) and Bioluxe Lab (a Shopify health and wellness store).
My biochemistry journey led me through keto and carnivore, culminating in a published book on healthy living.
Before diving into health and wellness, I spent 15 years as a Linux Network Administrator and Database Administrator across London and Switzerland — so I'm genuinely comfortable geeking out with tech and AI shows.
I've also been around the world twice, visiting 60+ countries, so travel and personal growth are baked into my perspective.
I love talking about:
• Comedy, creativity, and the craft of performance
• Biohacking, nutrition, and the carnivore/keto journey
• Meditation, mindfulness, and spiritual growth
• AI automation and business building
• Travel and expanding your life experience
I've been a standup comedian performing across the UK and abroad, with sets at Brighton, Henley, and Edinburgh Fringe, and I'm a Toastmasters Advanced Bronze with countless speeches delivered.
I'm a member of Tony Robbins' crew at UPW seminars and a devoted student of eastern mysticism — a Tantric Yogi and Vipassana practitioner who's completed five retreats and now meditates 1–2 hours daily.
I'm also building two businesses right now: RevenueMind Pro AI (AI automation for businesses) and Bioluxe Lab (a Shopify health and wellness store).
My biochemistry journey led me through keto and carnivore, culminating in a published book on healthy living.
Before diving into health and wellness, I spent 15 years as a Linux Network Administrator and Database Administrator across London and Switzerland — so I'm genuinely comfortable geeking out with tech and AI shows.
I've also been around the world twice, visiting 60+ countries, so travel and personal growth are baked into my perspective.
I love talking about:
• Comedy, creativity, and the craft of performance
• Biohacking, nutrition, and the carnivore/keto journey
• Meditation, mindfulness, and spiritual growth
• AI automation and business building
• Travel and expanding your life experience
Education
Degree in Computer science
Advanced Bronze in public speaking
Juggling coach
Biohacker health coach
Standup comedy workshops and shows (I've run comedy clubs in London)
Advanced Bronze in public speaking
Juggling coach
Biohacker health coach
Standup comedy workshops and shows (I've run comedy clubs in London)
Experience / Qualifications
I've done comedy shows at the brighton, Henley and Edinburgh fringes all full runs.
Run several juggling/biohacking/comedy workshops
Run several juggling/biohacking/comedy workshops
Age
Adults (18-64 years old)
Seniors (65+ years old)
Student level
Beginner
Duration
60 minutes
The class is taught in
English
Panjabi
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At teacher's location and via webcam
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Feeling stuck, directionless, or quietly unhappy with your job, relationship, or life in general?
I help people go from shy, under-confident, and drifting... to clear, socially fluent, and actually living the life they want.
I know the journey because I lived it. I left school as a small, weak, introverted kid with zero social skills. I had to work twice as hard as everyone else just to keep up — so I did. I deliberately put myself in uncomfortable situations until growth became normal.
Today I’m an extrovert who has worked as an IT consultant across multiple countries, performed stand-up comedy, travelled around the world twice, published a book, and trained extensively in tools that actually work: Tony Robbins UPW/Date With Destiny, Millionaire Mind Intensive, Vipassana, breathwork, cold exposure, and more.
What we’ll work on together:
Clarity on what you actually want
Social confidence and the ability to connect with anyone
Practical mindset and daily systems that stick
Building momentum without overwhelm
No fluff. No endless theory. Just real, usable change.
Ready to stop drifting and start becoming the person you’re capable of being?
I help people go from shy, under-confident, and drifting... to clear, socially fluent, and actually living the life they want.
I know the journey because I lived it. I left school as a small, weak, introverted kid with zero social skills. I had to work twice as hard as everyone else just to keep up — so I did. I deliberately put myself in uncomfortable situations until growth became normal.
Today I’m an extrovert who has worked as an IT consultant across multiple countries, performed stand-up comedy, travelled around the world twice, published a book, and trained extensively in tools that actually work: Tony Robbins UPW/Date With Destiny, Millionaire Mind Intensive, Vipassana, breathwork, cold exposure, and more.
What we’ll work on together:
Clarity on what you actually want
Social confidence and the ability to connect with anyone
Practical mindset and daily systems that stick
Building momentum without overwhelm
No fluff. No endless theory. Just real, usable change.
Ready to stop drifting and start becoming the person you’re capable of being?
Juggling re-wires your brain and makes it 2-3% more denser.
I've taught kids and adults how to juggle.
If you learn it the right way its quite easy and fast.
Hit me up and I'll teach you to juggle quickly and easily.
Most of it is me giving you a quick lesson and you go away and practice it over several days then another quick lesson to get you to the next level and then you go away and practice that.
small simple steps of about 6 to 12 sessions will have you juggling.
each session is 15-30mins as most of it is you practicing what I've taught you.
60 mins is for individuals
120 minutes is for groups
I've taught kids and adults how to juggle.
If you learn it the right way its quite easy and fast.
Hit me up and I'll teach you to juggle quickly and easily.
Most of it is me giving you a quick lesson and you go away and practice it over several days then another quick lesson to get you to the next level and then you go away and practice that.
small simple steps of about 6 to 12 sessions will have you juggling.
each session is 15-30mins as most of it is you practicing what I've taught you.
60 mins is for individuals
120 minutes is for groups
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